Love makes hunters of us all.

Remember this: Nothing is written in the stars. Not these stars, nor any others. No one controls your destiny.
at Ocean Club

at Ocean Club


manager: sir your resume just says “good looking and talented”

me: am I lying though?

manager: …youre right, Im sorry youre hired

(via haithinkimfunny)

Gotta love Florida weather ☀️ (at Orlando, Fl)

Gotta love Florida weather ☀️ (at Orlando, Fl)


I’m literally crying

(Source: vinegod, via laugh-til-ya-fart)

she definitely named her daughter with this joke in mind and waited patiently for years for the chance to finally make it

(Source: oxnam, via aerodynamicallystable)